Friday, February 18, 2011

Conversations in Ardmore

Conversation between me and the waitress at a supposedly upscale restaurant here in town:

Waitress:  What can I get you to drink?

Me:  I'd like a glass of wine.  Do you have any Merlot?

Waitress:  No...we don't have that, I don't think...we do have MARLO...would that be ok?

Me:  Sure.  Bring me a glass of Marlo.